Oh I’m with you, old-school Coach is a whole different ballgame. It’s like old-school Cole Haan. I mean, do I enjoy today’s Nike Air Sole technology, sure, but do I wish Cole-Haan would stop trying to appeal to fucking hipsters, yes gawd.

you made me LOL for real :D

OMG yaaas. That tape was just ... welp, it makes one feel good about her own sexytime skills, that’s all I will say.

they are AMAZING. I would have worn them today, but you know when you’re like, amazed that a pedicure is still holding up and feel like you have to take advantage of it and wear a sandal?

JS is a Vince Camuto brand, which is why the shoes are cute and well made. But you’re talking to someone who just bought Prada mary janes this weekend — I’m a little too old for cute, womp womp. But even if I was younger, I feel like giant platforms make shoes look dated (like Spice Girls dated). Also, I have no need…

My mother had SUCH a pet peeve against people who drag their feet when they walk. I’m sure had she been younger during the terrible Ugg decade she would have lost her mind. And I’m sure she would have bitched endlessly about your neighbor. She’s right though! Walk properly or don’t wear heels!!

I’m sorry, I know Kim’s entire family is dumb and tacky and Kim herself is vapid and blah blah, but she is extremely pretty. Especially her old face. Maybe she’s not your type or whatever, but this nanny girl is not even close to being in the same league as Kim K. If the nanny makes a sex tape it’s going to be about…

Hey, it’s not like JS built a billion-dollar brand by selling ugly stuff! I’m sure your trench is sweet. Really, I like her shoes, I just can’t with the giant Minnie Mouse platforms.

The delusion of this guy. He is a short-fingered vulgarian with dried apricot noodles where his hair should be. His children are capitalist scumbags, his buildings are monuments to tackiness, and he’s a 4-time-bankrupt reality-TV doofus. And all that before even mentioning his racism. I’m sure Princess Diana would be…

word up!

I wear heels almost every day, and really, I just want to tell women who I see teetering-tottering on these giant heels: 4’’ is the upper limit for walking. Save your 4.5’’ and 5’’ heels for nighttime, when you’re taking a cab or are just too drunk to care. 3.5’’ looks high, they won’t kill your feet and you can walk…

I know who you mean, she was half-famous even before Tiger Woods because her fiancee died in 9/11 and she did a NYC tabloid tour about it, all class, you know, ol’ what’s-her-name ...

As someone whose major accomplishment this weekend was buying another Margiela purse (it was on sale!!), I bow to your bag snobbery.

They just look so silly, though. Maybe because all the girls I see wearing JS-type shoes can’t walk in them ... they’re these tiny ladies weeble-wobbling above a set of ginormous platforms. Just get a pair of 3.5’’ heels and accept that you’re not tall! I don’t want to see anyone take a giant tumble down the stairs in…

But Kim Kardashian, especially Kim 1.0, is one of the prettiest ladies in the world. Dis Ouzounian bitch isn’t even the prettiest lady in her sorority. No one is clamoring for a sex tape from that chick who won’t stop texting during spin class.

ugh, Jessica Simpson shoes. I actually like JS herself and good for her for being so successful, but her shoes are so ... “I’m 5’3’’ and wear giant platforms every day.” Like, they are just not “daytime shoes.” They are drag shoes.

This comment intrigues me. I find her so basic and tacky I hadn’t been checking her purses—please tell me she’s running around town all stuck-uppedly with her sad little Coach and Vera Bradley.

Delusion, thy name is Christine Ouzounian.

I love Kweli and everything he says is on point, but I just can’t wrap my head around why BLM isn’t going after Hillary Clinton. Not nearly enough criticism has been made of her 2008 campaign race-baiting and if anyone can take her down a few pegs, it’s BLM.

Calling skinny women “12 year old boys” isn’t shaming them? BTW I am a classic hourglass and I’d never wear a Leger. It is the basic bitch of dresses.