I didn’t know Curt Schilling was hiring. Not a bad job application, though. Not bad at all.

Was it “liberal BS” that forced Bill O’Reilly to lose his job and pay out $32 million in a sexual harassment settlement?

Can’t say I expected Bret Boone to age well, but... Bret Boone has really not aged well.

And I don’t give a shit.

I need this Hot Take: Eli is the Manning I would want on my team.

This team, its owners, its general manager, and its coach can all fuck directly off. I hope the team plane is just slowly nudged into the swamp in Newark.

I read that as “shitting on bosses dick” at first.

“You know what will make us better? Playing a QB who couldn’t cut it with the Jets.”

Sure, you may laugh at Ben now, but who’s going to be laughing when his pyramid granaries save humanity?

“I will help Geno and Davis prepare to play as well as they possibly can.”

Starting just to keep the streak going and knowing you won’t finish the game and have a chance to win it is pointless to me, and it tarnishes the streak

I haven’t felt this robbed since Fisher was fired before breaking the losses record.

This is the equivalent of trading in a 16 year old Toyota pick-up truck for a previously returned Power Wheels Jeep from Toys R Us.

You can’t spell “bench your elite quarterback” without Eli.

Ben McAdoo taking a shit on his bosses desk to see if he can get fired.

*Curb Your Enthusiasm Theme Plays*

That is some ELITE consistency.

Urbs could literally get away with any hire he wants in Columbus.

A truly successful coach was already getting away with having Schiano as his defensive coordinator.