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Christopher Plummer’s pervy diary seems creepy. But that isn’t the same as actually molesting anyone.

Back in the 90's, my parents made some sort of egg casserole. We lived in New Mexico, in the summer, and had a forest green Bonneville. Some of that said casserole wedged itself in the trunk. First it baked into the synthocarpet. Then it sulpherized into the synthocarpet. Smell never retreated in the 10 or so years we…

A half gallon glass bottle of milk broke in my trunk in the summer on a saturday. I cleaned the upholstery but did not realize that most of he milk had dripped down into the compartment with the spare tire and jack until Monday. Did you know milk turns green if left in the dark on 90 degree heat? That was a smell I…

Debra Messing: America’s favorite fence walker

I wonder if she’s hired someone else to craft her public persona? Kris’s methods got money, but not much goodwill

It’s not like he punted footballs for money or anything.

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Laces out!

Because you fucks provide the material. It is so easy. Like shooting fish in a barrel.

So if he allows the other player to kick the ball, FIU gets a penalty, and Western Kentucky gets a first down. Wow. Instead he screws himself even more. Now that’s a play.

worse...they have to travel to Lynchburg, VA and play Liberty.

Arkansas’ coaching search will be quite the bielemma.

You showed her

This reminds me of one of Ann Coulter’s greatest hits, when a journalist asked her what her favorite scriptures were. After a brief moment of looking like a deer in headlights, she said “the one where Jesus beat up the money changers at the temple!”

Slutt shaming

Credit to Matt Rhule where it’s due, at least Baylor is just assaulting men now.

The kid covering the “wantee”lady in conditioner/lotion(?) makes for one hell of an ending.

As a cost saving measure, the Catholic Church now uses a Sunday afternoon trip to Ikea as Pre-Cana classes.

They’ve taken “confuse people with the floor plan so they never leave” to an art.