Mom!!! Somebody broke my participation trophy!
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Seriously, he thought that was a strike?
*whispers* The Vikings killed Todd?
As was mentioned somewhere in the article, Bradford survived basically by lobbing a checkdown the second the ball hit his hands. I mean, I can’t say I blame him.
I was taken to the Eden Prairie Redstone one night when on that side of town, and my friend happily pointed out it was where Local Legend(tm) Kirby Puckett grabbed his mistress by the hair and slammed her into the wall because she was getting all uppity.
Cake eating
Would it have killed them to draft a successor to Adrian Peterson that I could actually cheer for?
One time I went to a Redstone on a Friday night. I had only ever been there for brunch or dinner, never as a late night spot. Quite the scene of 50-something divorced dads in “casual” suit attire trying to shoot their shots with drunken 40-something women that seemed one drink away from wither sobbing or boning (or…
“The last person to be executed by guillotine in France happened 8 months after the Vikings made their last Super Bowl appearance.”
I didn’t send this in in time, but this is my Vikings Fan story that encapsulated their previous season in a nutshell:
Guy gets hired at desk across from me, named Todd. Huge Vikings fan. I’m a Cheesehead, so I figure we’ll be friendly rivals. Wrong. By Week 3 I was getting guff from him daily regarding how the Vikings…
Oh look, he grew a goatee to try to compensate for a missing chinny chin chin.
That poor kid. Is there a specific name for being born both without a chin and a prominent chin?
“There were some...very high-profile people who are supposedly pro-life, who knew me and heard about what happened, and who didn’t reach out,” she said. “I thought it was very telling … You see these people saying, ‘Oh, we should reach out to women with unexpected pregnancies and let them know they’re not alone’—and…
She wouldn’t even bother running, because she wouldn’t see anything at all problematic about her decision.
You reap what you sow. She is neither a child or a victim and I assume at some point in her life someone explained to her how unprotected sex works. I don’t wish ill will on her and don’t think she deserves to be blacklisted for her gross political views but hopefully this makes her rethink the company she keeps, as…
I have a feeling if you asked Delgado which she’d prefer - $5 given to her directly, or guaranteed economic security for for all children of single mothers...she’d snatch the $5 out of your hand and run away as fast as she could in her seven inch spike heels.
Fuck this woman. You lie down with dogs, you get up with fleas.