Someone is excited:
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You must miss the millions of times when he explicitly states, “Why the fuck are you all taking what I say seriously?”
A buddy of mine is an Eagles fan and was at this game. He swears it was by far the most soul-crushing thing he’s ever experienced, and that includes cancer diagnoses for family members.
Buddy Ryan named his racehorse Fired For Winning.
IS IT SOMETHING IN THE WOODER?
The Stringer Bell bit was great. That scene is the perfect metaphor for “LISTEN YOURE A FUCKING MEDIOCRE IDIOT.”
WYTS-Eagles from Ron:
In Philly, I think this doubles as sexy time banter.
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I know it’s been 15 years, but I just don’t know if Philly can have the proper amount of self-loathing without a little help from Ronde Barber.
Maybe, but the Eagles did beat the Cowboys in Week 3 of 2002 and scored 44.
On the bright side, EatDatPussy445 lost a bunch of weight.
He probably meant Sheetz.
No surprise that Carson Wentz loves wounded ducks.
We are nearing the point where the fan responses sound like petulant whining as opposed to the horrified scream of the abyss
You people think eating at a gas station is the height of cuisine.
One other thing about Wentz, besides being white and holy, he’s also TOUGH and GRITTY! So we’ll never, ever see the end of him. Not ever. He’s basically Gruden’s boner with arms.
Kellyanne Conway.
“It really has spread to a small Balkan country that Eagles fans are that bad.”