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Every single part of this makes me incredibly uncomfortable.

President Trump threatened to veto the next $2 trillion coronavirus aid package if it includes funds to save the storied institution. (Because honestly, why would you include funds to save the employer of more than 2 million Americans in a U.S. stimulus package?)

Found him a new sponsor:

It’s been pretty reliable in my experience. And if you have any issues, their customer service reps are quick to respond.

It’s been pretty reliable in my experience. And if you have any issues, their customer service reps are quick to…

Let them register their ships stateside and pay taxes and then we’ll look into giving them assistance in a year or two.

You’d better hope it’s a Wizard and not a Willard. 

Does it come with an unused book of restaurant coupons and a tip calculator in the glovebox? 

...field full of Toyota Camrys, Corollas, Nissans and Chevys and the like.

I’m betting on some sort of insurance fraud. Car rentals have tanked with the virus and these companies aren’t getting any kind of bailout. I know some car companies are self-insured, so I’m curious if the ones lost in the blaze fall under that umbrella or not.

You pay top dollar...and then spend the ownership experience wondering if you got duped every time you hear a rattle or smell something funny. 

Counterpoint: paying someone to tell you how you can or can’t use the property you paid for, particularly when they aren’t the government, is pure crazytown.

Ugh. This again.

Valid but stigma.

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Exactly. These checks are going out for two reasons: as relief for all those who are unable to work right now, and as a stimulant for the economy.

Saving or investing this particular money is selfish (not that there’s anything wrong with that). If you want to do the best thing for your fellow humans, you’ll spend all…

I had a discussion on Jalopnik about this, and some good recommendations were tipping VERY generously to service workers for a while, donating to a local charity, or purchasing goods/services directly from local family-owned businesses. I’m likely going to do some home renovation and give some…

I think that process would be fine if you didn’t have the ability to boil them first? It sounds like that peeled egg in the smoker step is where all the flavor is coming from, but maybe I’m wrong here? I think it would be neat to do a batch of each (hot smoked then cold smoked vs boiled and cold smoked) just to see if…

Frankly I won’t get a fucking nickel out of any of this and I am A-OK with that. I want everybody to be in the position where they don’t need a government bailout, and the downstream effects of mass evictions, bankruptcies, and repos would be SO much worse for the economy, massive numbers of deaths or not.

It’s cleaner, but now it's an elantra