His showmanship is impeccable. You gotta hand him that.

Wait, who cares about the window?

Now if someone could please explain what the rest of the car was for?

“Help me, BMW enthusiast.  You’re my only hope.”

I think they’re new planes that haven’t been delivered yet.

They will probably do that too. These are likely new planes coming off the production line. There’s no reason to halt production, because once the software fix is approved, they will be able to update and deliver all these aircraft in short order, so no need to make their backlog worse.

I think I have Jan Quadrant Vincent fever over here....

Is it important that we know who Jan-Michael Vincent was in order to get this?

You need to get back to Michael’in Down Your Vincents, ‘cause the Schwifftymobile is coming.

Yes, like in Star Wars.

Butt-Head voice: “Whoa! That was cool! Huh-huh.”

Tickets are $50k each. Or you can buy the “Badlands Experience Package” for $1.5 million. It includes a cooler of Rich Energy and a blanket.

Set during a 1970s summer, a young bass-playing girl living in Harlem learns important life lessons from the ghosts of iconic Harlem musicians, summoned when she plays on her apartment building’s rooftop at night. Her guide is a gregarious Sun Ra-like busker, who delivers psychedelic philosophy in song. It’s Aladdin…

Just cast Aubrey Plaza as Selina Kyle and you’ll hear no complaints from me.

Not necessary, as Eggsy > Bond.

Toyota's actually been doing this for quite a while now.

I would simply get a tow hook for your car. Or rent a truck when you really need one. It makes no sense to me to drive a truck year round for rare occasions that you might need a bed. Besides, a trailer has a bed too.