That’s nothing- there’s an actual dummy installed in the Oval Office, pretending to enact laws with a Sharpie.

Not excusing the University but what idiot thinks 30 grams of anhydrous caffeine won’t fuck you up? That’s like a dime bag full. Honestly, put 30 grams of powdered sugar or cornstarch on a digital kitchen scale and you can get a sense of how much caffeine that is. Don’t bother, I have. (Yes, I tared the penny)

The reasons for that are covered in the developer update that talks exclusively about Capture the Flag.

They’re probably aware of this, which is why they released a developer statement on it