It started out as sniffling around the time the first verse ended. Then it went down hard and I thought I would save some pride if I concentrated on finishing the song instead of crying ugly sobs. By the time I was at “Pain is all you’ll find” I stopped singing altogether & cried into the mike - big ugly sobs. I cried…

I got him banned from his mother’s house, moved in with her myself, and she bought me a puppy.

A national treasure that mom is!

The asshole cheated and then broke up with me before I could dump him. And I was very angry so I called him a few weeks later and said I was pregnant. I let him stew for a week and then told him I needed $500 for an abortion. He paid and I took my best friend on a road trip and had the best damn time EVER

after getting dumped in high school, i came home in tears and announced that i was going to slash his tires. i dramatically asked my mom where the box cutter was and she gave me a big hug and said “no, sweetie. what you want is a hammer and a screw driver.”

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We had a Frank Lloyd Wright Darwin Martin House Window inspired cake, that we topped with a nautilus shell (part of our wedding invitation was based on the golden spiral, which I also sport as a tattoo). Lucky for us, the gallery curator was amazing and worked really hard to do a group show of artists who were all…

We had a totally traditional cake topper, but I whipped this beauty up for our 10th anniversary “white trash wedding” party.

Hubby and I are big D&D geeks, so we had a dragon-themed affair. It was a golden cupcake thing and two dragons guarding their ‘hoard’. Used two of our colossal miniatures that we had at home as cake toppers, and a sword letter opener (found Game of Thrones’ Ice at Chapters for $16) embedded in one cupcake as a…

The #GaryTheHairyFairy tag was used because that’s how Amber has him saved in her phone; he has her saved as 6” Eyelashes Portwood. #EmbarrassedIKnowThis

Yeah, and the fuck is wrong with banana peppers? That shit is delicious.

I kinda like banana peppers too...

To be fair, I would also be “freaking the fuck out” if a company had repeatedly tried to charge $12,000 to my credit card. And based on my personal experience with Uber being terrible at handling customer complaints, I wouldn’t exactly feel assured simply because someone from Uber told me that they were escalating my…

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All the bad feels are in her face and aimed right at him. All of them.

I can’t bring myself to read the entire description, but if I understand correctly:

Healthy amount of anger thrown in too for good measure. I feel like her stare is literally singeing the back of his head like a fucking laser.

Her expression is a perfect mixture of confusion, disgust, and disbelief.

I think this lady speaks for all of us.

MARK WILLIAM DAVID SHRAYBER. That headline and that picture. You need to take a seat over there and think about what you've done.