Am I too slow with this?

So to be clear Gunn gets the bridge napalm burned out from underneath him from actual fake news but this turdbucket that sounds like an ass even when he isn’t being accused of sexual misconduct gets off scot-free? Fuck this world.

Smith retaliated on his show: “Carr has no excuse for the season he had had. You got Amari Cooper. You got Khalil Mack on defense. You got Bo Jackson running all over defenders. You got one of the best coaches on Earth in John Madden. The only reason the Raiders didn’t win the Dragon Ball is that David Carr done gave…

This is a very valuable and enlightening answer. Thank you!

I thought this was going to be a picture of Meloni’s butt.

Holy shit! Even David Carradine wouldn’t be caught dead with that belt on.

I wouldn’t trust anything coming out The Daily Star no matter how much it validates my worldview.  

or list him by his proper title, “Dale Hansen - National Treasure”

I think we’ve reached the point where you need to start listing him as Dale Hansen instead of “Dallas Sportscaster.” I get that there’s a certain novelty to what Deadspin uses, and I know whenever I see his face I think “Oh, it’s the Woke Texan,” but he’s been doing this for long enough. It undersells who he is as a…

Gregg was blindsided by the news.

This was a lot of words to say that you want clicks for being contrary.

If you don’t like a film genre, let me give you some advice, watch something else.

Ah, if only someone - say, an occasional contributor to this site - had proposed this idea in 2016...

A Miami resident leaves temple early so he doesn’t miss out on a great deal?

When I had to pound the fuck out of Dave in receiving just so I could get a fucking package delivered to my desk before dooms-fucking-day I had to submit to a very, very lengthy process.

As a family physician, your take is utter bullshit.

This seems like the right time to bring up a cause that is very important to me: brain trauma caused by being beaten with the ugly stick to many times.

Holy shit, if you can’t trust football coaches & Catholic priests these days who can you trust?

“Everything’s going great with the skins, why do you ask?”

Y’all could fucking vote, for one thing.