If you are reading this then it must be a rap.

You should send a midwife; looks like he's about to have a poor bastard.

His earning power is destroyed.

I've read a lot of articles on the subject, watched some how-to videos, even taken a couple of classes, and I can safely say Matthysse went about this all wrong:

But that's not what "your" means. I assume Drew has several douche canoes labeled alphabetically A through I(having douche canoes in the double-digits would be excessive,) and the writer was going to tell him about a problem with his "a" douche canoe but the message was cut off. Probably because they still use a…

Because a person can wear this to a game without no repercussions whatsoever:

Wow, did that get kinja'd into word vomit. The whole thing was meant to say:

Well, if you're supposed to a magic wand is

Dan Snyder is proud to introduce the newest board members of the Washington Redskins Original Americans Foundation!

Apparently this was his training camp for a much longer Extended Stay.

It can apparently affect hair...

I totally agree that Ward's actions make it a much different and much more difficult case than mine. In my not-a-lawyer opinion, you'd have to have a lot more information available (track history, safety records) to decide if there was a chance in hell to get any kind of judgment. But, you never know, you could go to…

I totally agree that Ward's actions make it a much different and much more difficult case than mine. In my not-a-lawyer opinion, you'd have to have a lot more information available (track history, safety records) to decide if there was a chance in hell to get any kind of judgment. But, you never know, you could go to…

I was actually on a jury for a civil suit over a motorcycle racing accident. The racer sued the organizer of the race and the owner of the track for not having any padding or barriers to keep him from going into the concrete wall at the spot where he crashed, as well as not having someone with a fire extinguisher near…

MILWAUKEE-Asked child in restaurant: "God, did you hear about Santa Claus?"

If your team's a dumpster, Crennel's the perfect match.

"Can you guys give me a little fuckin' space?"

He showered them with insults.

I give you this morning's post-Taco-Bell-12-pack dump.

Calling that a horseshit apology is an insult to horseshit; I'm pretty sure horseshit could do better.