There's this map of where missed connections happen, state by state. It's interesting. According to the map, Walmart is the most common place for Texas. http://laughingsquid.com/a-map-of-craig…

Claiming another one I see! smdh

Clothing optional. Nudity highly recommended.

That you appreciate convenience at affordable prices?

Sadly, I put that admission right in my username…

You forgot to mention that the person was the one with more than 3 front teeth. Or is that asking for too much?

Uh...you should probably change your avatar... >_>

Dude, I had one of these happen to me (North Texan too)...met the guy randomly at a restaurant, and in 10 days he confessed that he was falling in love with me, sending creepy love letters and texting and shit. Fairy tales are just that, man, fairy tales.

It's a Griftmas Miracle.

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No one's strong as Gaston,
No one's long as Gaston,
No one's got such an incredible schlong as Gaston.
In Disney there's no one with half the talent
In the bedroom and with the brawn.

And yet the girl playing Mulan at Epcot refused my sword fighting contest.

Get it, Gaston!

Mmmm. Hello, future husband!

They casted that part very well.

I'm originally from NE Texas and I can also confirm these do take place at WalMart. Also seems to happen at the Applebees on the loop, too!

Is there anyone on this planet, including members of the Palin family, who expect an intelligent response from her to anything?

In which I applaud PETA:

Clearly it's Doggie Gate... Get your scandals together, people.