One of my former co-workers used to show up at least once a week in the missed connections, only she told everyone else about it rather than other people telling her. Come to think of it, maybe she was the one writing them...
Explore our other sites
AfroWithaChanceofMeatballs
afrowithachanceofmeatballs
I am actually a sentient gif of Tom Hiddleston.
I'm right between a joke about 'Texas hot' and really wanting to see a picture of her.
I live in North DFW and can confirm that an amazing number of these do take place at WalMart. (Occasionally someone apparently more well-heeled become infatuated with a stranger at Central Market, to break up the tedium.)
Oh my GOD here in my part of Texas there was some poor woman who worked a gas station and I guess she was just so ridiculously hot that literally every week 2-3 guys would post Missed Connections ads about her. Meanwhile, she's happily married with a kid, right? But she's CONSTANTLY bombarded with these emails from…
"I'm ready to settle down" within what sounds like the first half hour of the date? No. Absolutely not. Do not pass go. Do not collect $200. Get your ass home.
What the hell?! I mean WHAT THE HELL? This dude is scum. If I was the woman I would tell his wife everything!! This poor woman is going off to visit family and her crappy husband is wining and dining some other woman? Some woman that he basically trapped on Craigslist?! Ugh some men suck such balls....I can't…
"I chose you," he said, explaining to her that he had a thing for redheads (Oh good, never mind then about being a cheating asshole). "You were special." Everyone, please grab your eyeballs before they roll into the back of your head. (Coincidentally his infatuation and interest with her disappeared as soon as his…
After reading this story of Craigslist Missed Connection shitshow courtesy of The New York Times, it might be hard…
LADIES. PLEASE PAY IMMEDIATE ATTENTION. A MAN IS OFFERING HIS OPINION.
Now playing
::checks watch:: Oh look, it's squee time! Here we have some ridiculously adorable kittens playing with toy trucks,…
Happy New Year! Here is Sarah Palin gleefully posting pics of her son as he stands on the family dog to reach a…
Media got it wrong. He married my Aunt Cathy.
D'Angelo has his own distorted concept of time. His new album, Black Messiah—one of the few ones worthy of the terms…
I don't know what to do with good white people.
That was way harsh, Tai!
XD