Nah, man, you are too far north, Palm Beach County is where we at ! There’s even a beater one a guy drives around, and my red one has a twin in town ... Saw one on turnpike couple days ago I’m p sure... 

Kinky

Bullshit! I was the only GTO on South Beach for 3 years, and I have only spotted 3 other GTOs in the Orlando area. Maybe Ft Meyers and Tallahassee has all of them.

They should make this run a timed run like a rally.  Have 20 different check points each with a very specific time allocation.  If you come In over or under time, you lose points.  But have the time allocation be under the speed limit.  It would allow for all the planning but without the danger.

No kidding! I came in for a fountain of Burt and Sammie and Dean and Jackie gifs and came away with nothing but people complaining about breaking the law.

Afroduck wasn’t a US citizen, and also lived in the city where he broke all those laws.

I think we’re far closer to solving nuclear fusion than convincing Karens to use the correct lane. 

Our highways aren’t designed generally to the standard the autobahn is.

obligatory...

Statutes of limitations. Thats why they aren’t reported right away. They waited 6 years to announce this. 

Waiting for the statute of limitations to expire. It was done in 2013, but only released this year. 

If we properly educated American drivers about lane etiquette and, well, driving, there’s no reason our interstate highways couldn’t be a fast as the German Autobahn. They’re designed for aircraft landings and troop transport, after all.

Funny you should mention that. In 2017, a guy named Fred Ashmore (along with a co-driver) loaded his P71-powered ‘63 Ford Galaxy with a few snacks, a couple of piss funnels and... wait for it... a 187-gallon fuel tank he had to jam into the back seat by cutting off and reattaching the roof. He and his co-driver made…

They waited until after the statutory limits have expired?

Well, here’s the thing: you don’t get to pretend things you don’t like don’t exist. This is noteworthy. It’s also of note that it’s very dangerous and illegal. 

The result was a trip average speed of 103 mph, with a max speed of 193 mph.

If a single piece of food was acquired from outside the car or if anyone peed outside the vehicle, there’s room for improvement. Seems like the pinnacle would be having some of those support people waiting at the pumps to fill your tank asap. Those pit stops COMPLETELY DESTROY YOUR PACE PLEASE JUST GET BACK IN THE CAR…

we also have most of the late model GTOS

In parts of Washington anything with a trailer can't use the left lane. It's so nice. That helps more than anything I've seen outside city traffic.

Ok now that makes sense