I was going to try and play Devil’s Advocate based on experience (hey, it counts!), but, on IMDB, Adele actually has more writing and producing credits than Peter, although her writing is primarily TV, Peter only has 3 screenplays to his credit to her 14 - so that explanation is actually NOT A THING!

I will not “chill out, dude”. “Even if she did something horrible” is EXACTLY the problem I’m having here.

Naturally, Lim walked away, and a few months later Chiarelli offered her half of his salary to reach some semblance of parity. She still said no

If you a child, not a fetus or a clump of cells in your womb but an actual child that is now in the world, I don’t care if you were “victimized by patriarchy”, your ass needs to go to prison for a couple of decades and maybe read some Dworkin, Hooks, and other authors while you have so much time to contemplate the…

It was fun laughing about this until it struck me that there are literally tens of millions of people for whom this is some real, no-bullshit, truth bomb cinema, then I just got sad. 

The cat advice is bullshit. If you get them when they’re kittens and never let them out, even if your apartment is small, they won’t care. (If you get an older cat that has been used to the outdoors, it will be more difficult. Build a catio.) But hey, if you want your cat to die 10 years before its time from being hit…

To LW #2, take pictures/short videos of yourself locking the door/blowing out candles so you have some evidence with which to counteract your anxiety. <3

Yeah, keep your cat inside, arrange a place for it by a window where it can observe the world, and play with it whenever you can with like fancy feather wands and stuff. My friend’s cat was just run over by a neighbor the other day, and somebody else’s cat was grabbed by a coyote a few months ago. They can exercise…

I was fully thinking she was being unreasonable until I saw that it wasn’t just a lookalike, they used actual photos of her to sell shit.

A close friend of mine - an absolutely lovely, kind, funny person - died unexpectedly a few years ago at only age 45. That evening I got together with mutual friends so we could support one another in our shock and grief. One friend, through her tears, raised her face to the sky and exclaimed “And Ted NUGENT is still…

She is scaring the shit outta racists and I just wish racists didn’t try to shoot everyone that scares them.

I thought the “nude” was a screen shot from a Sims game.

That James Charles “nude” is about as authentic as that Instagram chic who miraculously photographed her motorcycle accident. 

It sounds like the “when I was young I walked 10 miles in the snow and rain to school everyday” trope, only now it applies to the next generation.

You’re just realizing that women can be incredibly nasty and backstabbing towards other women on juries (or presidential elections)?

I’ve been on two juries. Both experiences convinced me never to do anything that would put me at the mercy of the judgment of my peers, because the shit people SAY back there...

A jury of nine women and three men

they saw this and he was still acquitted. jurors are trash, straight up trash

I remember the bigger ones that would come attached to a shoestring lariat and we would wear them around our necks. Circa 1982.

I also call BS on the SUR story, mostly because food poisoning takes at least 5 hours to kick in. You’re usually eating your next meal by the time food poisoning from your previous meal kicks in.