The most painful show I ever wanted to watch.

Why do the miserable, negative people ruin it for everyone?

You’re allergic to their saliva, which only matters if you own one or smash your face in their face.

Jeffrey Starr went onto Snapchat and said everyone in Calabasas has known that Jordyn and Tristan have been sleeping together for 2 months.

Hi, I’m the Julie who lives at that truly amazing place Ponden Hall. Your article, Kelly, is right in every particular, BUT I can brook no criticism of my most excellent Aga! Cooking times are highly predictable; temperatures are boringly uniform, and, rather scarily, I fear that without it my cake-baking superpowers…

I dunno if I’d want to be haunted by Catherine there!

There’s the door, don’t come back.

My mom used to make grilled cheese in the morning and I’d eat it at my school lunch. Even cold, it is delicious and tasted like love.

Cats kill rodents better than anything else we’ve invented, and a law that fails to account for that is a bad law.

Grilled cheese is one of the few foods that’s delicious for breakfast, lunch or dinner.

It’s Homer, Alaska, so I’m guessing that every nitwit in fishing boots is already trailing enough halibut and salmon guts through the front door to keep the Alaska Department Of Environmental Conservation’s Food Safety And Sanitation Program Department Of Long Names And Even Less Useful Actions Mandated By State Law…

Oh, god, I hooked up with a guy once who kissed like that, and I am horrified to learn it looks just as bad from the outside as it is to experience. A big mouth, opened wide, leading with the tongue - all you get is teeth and tongue and saliva. It’s like making out with a horse. Quite possibly the least sexy thing on…

No.

I didnt even need to read her reply to know that she probably agreed to move seats. I've never met anyone who prefers a middle seat. And as for your situation with your girlfriend, that's on you. You should have paid the 13 dollars to pick a seat next to her. And if none were available, deal with it. I was stuck on a…

In fact, I asked one of them, “Oh, would you two like to sit together?” and she said, “No, I like the aisle seat and he likes the window seat.” 

The bit about her not reciprocating, CMON! In the photo she looks relaxed her eyes are closed and shes leaning in a bit. She was into it.

All of them have acted terribly. I’m going to give Khloe more of a pass because when you are in the awful raw pain of being betrayed, you get a little crazy.

In her interview with Jada Pinkett Smith, Jordyn directly says in a slow, sassy way: “And, I KNOW, I am NOT to blame for the break up of that family”. Fair enough, clearly Tristan is, but still sounded like a way to kick Khloe when she’s already down? So Khloe’s twitter response saying she was to blame was a response…