Beyonce and Jay Z are overrated. That being said, if their presence causes people to actually look around and appreciate all the stunning history and works of art in that museum, then I guess it’s a good thing.

What I’m “making” for “breakfast” every day for guests. 

Alas, you’ve solved your own casting dilemma: Depp and Heard are unlike Crawford & Gable (above; 8 films together) or Liz & Dick (10 films and a few cameos), couples on and off screen who were passionate, volatile, and occasionally threw a punch (both ways) because, they never lost their talent or chemistry. Sadly, Dep…

Hollywood royalty.

“I know that I could be a lawyer or a doctor and make my mom proud, but that’s just not what I want ultimately. I don’t want to sit behind a desk when I know that there are people getting paid to do what they are actually passionate about,”

Ken Jeong is an actual doctor, but he’s proving what a good actor he is by not strangling her. 

What in the blue fuck is Jenny McCarthy doing there? And why would anyone in their right mind give attention to anything she’s a part of?

Yeah this seems like one of those haunting examples of why they tell you it’s better to hand your purse over to a mugger than to fight for it. Obviously it’s a manicurist fee in this situation, not a purse, but the principle still applies. There are plenty of sick, selfish fucks out there who care so little about…

For $35 manicure this woman lost her life. I wish she would not have ran after her instead called the cops.

For a manicure. I hope they catch this woman and she spends the rest of her life in prison.

Never too early to teach boys to grope, I guess. Gross.

Look at his eyes! They love each other so much, they want to be together.

Do it.

While the authoritarian’s popularity has taken a dip in recent months, as of September he still had an approval rating of 60 percent.

I was so excited about this I immediately sent the link to our shelter manager. We are one of very few “no kill” operations in our area. I would love to see this. I would also love to see backyard breeders fined through the nose. Especially idiots selling (and idiots buying) “purebred bassamutes” and the like. 

There are actual “PUPPY STORES” in Ohio that pretty much only sell Amish puppy mill dogs.

This totally fits his line of simplistic binary intellect.

I had a feeling this was likely to happen, and it shows how scared FuckFace really is at this point. For him to backtrack on on the immediacy of the original timetable it showed how disastrous it would have been not just for the troops and allies, but for what FuckFace cares about the most, Himself.