afriendcalled_5
A Friend Called 5
afriendcalled_5

“When Michelle and I came into office....”

I see your picture of Barack Obama with a puppy and raise you a picture of him campaigning in a rainstorm, the moment I fell in love with him.

This is second-semester Senior Obama and I’m here for it.

i am jack’s broken childhood.

But:

Imma guess the Illuminati cut you off before you could finish

Can someone PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD cover how every fucking high ranking government predecessor has done this on some level for fucking ever? Like, can we talk about all the emails that disappeared at the end of the Bush administration? No? We want to KEEP TALKING ABOUT THIS?

Can we please stop hyperventilating over this non-story? Let’s harken back to a time when the Bush White House hosted their email on servers run by the Republican National Committee, and they LOST 5 MILLION EMAILS. It is guaranteed that there were plenty of classified documents and information within those emails,

She’s not underage anymore. She turned 18 like 3 seconds ago, which is probably why the single is coming out now - he’s not doing anything illegal (anymore). But yes, someone with authority should have cared and clearly didn’t while she actually was underage.

Percy Bitch Shelley.

Okay, so, once I got done throwing up in a corner, I have some concerns. Does everyone just stop caring that she’s underage because she’s famous? Are we ready to admit the Kardashian family is pretty sick? Their mother seems to take joy in the fact their claim to fame is sex tapes and duck face.

Screw fines. These people have more money than sense. Per person rationing for residential properties. You get X gallons per actual proven occupant, and when you exceed that amount, bam, you are cut off for the day/week/month.

Christianity is apparently like Choose Your Own Adventure. She can pick out the stuff she likes (hating gays, long denim skirts) and ignore the stuff she doesn’t (divorce is bad).

I still don’t understand how someone who has been married four times can say with a straight face that it undermines her religious beliefs to allow gay people to marry.

I really hate the complete disregard people have for the environment and their potential effect on it. I especially hate it in celebrities, who almost seem to flaunt their ability to ignore things like laws.