Sorry people, but it is the 70s. It just is. Leisure suits, bell bottoms, bell bottomed leisure suits. I mean, why do your pants need to be that wide? What are you hiding under there? A horrible growth or something?

I would wear that first dress on the left, though I'd want it made out of a better fabric than what they were using in the 70s.

Polyester is a disgusting material. I hate when I'm thrifting and my fingers run over it. UGH.

I've got two words for you: smock tops.

Oh, wow. I had a pair of shoes very similar to those, only mine were mostly blue and read had white stars on either side of the laces. Also, a red hot pants outfit with a blue t-shirt with a big white satin star. My hot pants were shorter than his.

Those first 2 dresses pretty much embody most of my wardrobe circa 1992-2000

Oh dear god it makes me want to die

I am so sorry for those of you that lived in the 70s because DAMN!

What do you have against men wearing plaid trimmed coulottes? S-A-T-UR-DAY NIGHT!

Agreed! I lived it, never want to relive it.

The 70's. Especially the early and mid 70's.

Is this even up for debate? The 70s were the ugliest by far. In all of human history.

Seriously the 70s were painful. Especially following the glorious 60s. On the men's side, I can't think of much you can salvage from that decade. At least the 80s has that and it was clawing itself out of that clusterfuck.

dat hair doe.

Yeah, I don't know, this sort of seems like one of those things like where, really, you have to exclude the obvious answer for this to be a fair contest. It's the 70's. It just is.

Is Florida even real? Or is it a Christopher Guest movie?

ok how is it anchored in the back? Butt plug? Is it a bar you have to clench between your butt cheeks?

This is my ringtone, BTW. Just wanted to throw that in there.

Upside: With all the mouth-peelings it's like you get double the food!