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I'm more worried for the sharks. I hope this helps them stay safe from our non-stop killing hands. :-/

Yes!

UPDATE: I found it!

Learn from Coco. Let the indifference flow through you.

Welp, I'm done with humanity today.

Warning people to stay out of the water if there is a shark nearby = good idea. This is humans getting out of the way so another creature can do it's thing. Sharks can't bite humans if there are no humans around to bite.

Man, if it's under water, it's shark territory. I'll start getting mad and killing sharks when they evolve legs and start hunting on land. Or I don't know, sharknado happens.

A few people have died or been seriously injured by shark attacks this year in Australia. All of these people and their families have requested the sharks not be killed as they acknowledged that they were smack bang in shark territory. If shark victims don't blame sharks, why must the government?

That was my first thought as well — if humans are the biggest threat to sharks, why tell humans where sharks are?

Everything about this is wrong. Telling people where sharks are = more dead sharks. And killing sharks over a certain size because they're in 'human' territory? Give me a fucking break.

Wow I had no idea this cross breeding was so awful! I am really thankful for the comments here- the more you know! Also, can we get a new article talking about how fucked up this is? That'd be great.

Someone please answer me this question.

You're almost there Elisabeth! You look more Stepford every year. Keep up the good work!

Aye. So sorry for your losses. Many internet well wishes your way.