well, now you've been reminded why you haven't talked to her.

I got a text message from some girl I haven't talked to in LEGITIMATELY three years, telling me, and I quote, ""I've had to unfollow you on twitter for your sound of music criticism." She went on to explain to me that she had been looking forward to this night for months, and also she thought it was amazing.

I'm going to fucking kill my agent.

That last video just had to be an homage to "Springtime for Hitler." It's just too silly not to be.

Is it weird that sometimes I forget that there's a skeleton in me?

I suppose it is...

Anyway, these are so cool and are a slight reminder of mortality. Love me some art.

The Lovers of Valdaro were into this before it got all mainstream.

Quentin Tarantino.

One of the worst sex scenes was between Ramses and the main female character in Anne Rice's "Ramses, the Damned." I read it in the 90's and it was so bad I still remember it. The part where he takes her virginity. I remember something about her yelling for him to batter down the door (hymen)with his penis, or…

First of all, see that lady in the chair?? This is my future.

(sorry it's the slow version)

They sound so comfy...

"soon..."

OH MY GOD. We have talked about getting one of those SPECIFICALLY for purposes of cat annoyance, but haven't been able to justify the money. You've just justified it. I don't know if I should thank you or not.

Taking over the world, but not without resistance. [i1112.photobucket.com]

Thank you, cats of the known Internet universe, I needed this today.