In all seriousness, I work with animal rescues and FUCK DORIT. She is the kind of person we put on the DNA list. (Do not adopt.) It’s in the agreement that if it’s not working out, they bring the animal back to us. We do this so it doesn’t wind up traumatized, abandoned and neglected AGAIN.

I’m speaking more of how she will emotionally adjust to it. I’ve watched her show and she is obsessed with aging and getting procedures for her perceived imperfections.

I’m having a hard time with aging. I’m vain as hell but what is she going to do when she turns 60, 70 years old? Seriously.

YES

I wish I looked like that girl in the pink shirt.

I mean, WTF with the tone of this post?

Why is this asshole’s channel still up and running??!!?

Very true. I still trying to wrap my head around how people would be okay with a grifter like Trump but take issue with a guy who doesn’t eat a certain way. `merica.

Those who already sold their soul to Satan hearing this news:

Darling of Newark people who loved animals, right or left.

100% for reals.

I will love him forever for year after year, driving around Newark on bitter cold nights, rescuing dogs chained outside or abandoned by shitty owners.

Why hasn’t instagram closed that account for copyright infringement?

I will love him forever for year after year, driving around Newark on bitter cold nights, rescuing dogs chained outside or abandoned by shitty owners.

Seriously. It makes me wonder how they handle real life.

NY Housewives is a gift that just keeps on giving. No other HW franchise can touch it.

1. He was an activist for dolphins and whales.

Proves my point!

WHAT IF IT WAS AN ANGEL IN DISGUISE?!

There have been so many mass shootings by young white men that in all seriousness, I can’t keep track of them anymore.