No, I’m trying to say that because I’m 33, I’m an adult.

Come back when you grow up and have something meaningful to bring to the discussion.

If you think cussing makes you immature you should try socializing and leaving your bedroom.

That’s a cute insult. Haven’t heard that one before.

No, I’m an adult because I’m 33 years old. Its because I’m an adult that I’ve learned the value of my time, and therefore I don’t spend the equivalent of an entire day of my life doing something I don’t enjoy.

Yes, and his argument was much more mature.

The OP in this thread offered none of those things—merely a subjective claim that the game was “terrible.”

Jesus Christ I just missed the word “unspeakable” in his post. All you had to say. Don’t need your background information to confirm that. But thanks I guess.

No, see, once you get to be an adult you stop wasting your rapidly waning time on this earth spending multiple hours doing things that aren’t fun just on the off chance that maybe they get fun hours and hours down the line.

Don’t try to explain yourself man. People are fanboys, and fanboys are sheep. They want to like it, so they’ll force themselves to. The game is, objectively, a disaster of a game in terms of design and development.

You try to explain to them why, and you’ll only get stupid shit like:

Ahhhh, classic elementary-school argument.

Oh look another dumb fuck “Why would you play it if you hate it?” post.

Aren’t you same exact person that said this same shit in another thread and somebody had to explain to you through multiple paragraphs that it’s not illogical to play a game all the way through, even if you don’t like it?

The idea that any game, apart from E.T.: The Extra-Terrestrial and Superman 64, can objectively be called a “shit game” is so incredibly navel-gazing in its arrogance that I’m kind of sad that I need to point it out for you.

There’s literally no irony in his post. I don’t think you, or the people who up-voted you, understand what irony is.

Actually, his opinion is pretty sound. Objectively analyzing the game and comparing it to other games, shows that the game is pretty fucking horrifically designed, broken, and unfinished.

Whether you have fun or not playing it doesn’t really change that.

Read. The. Article. Before. Commenting.

It is literally a game where you pick characters from a roster and make them fight one another.

Probably because almost all of the writers on Kotaku are pseudo-gamers who casually play video games no more than the average person, but then decide to write professional articles on them so they can fucking piss off people who actually know what they’re talking about.

Some of the writers on here you would expect to…

but this guy would have you believe he’s being attacked by “bigots,” “morons,” “manchildren,” and “Stormfronters.”