"Hasn't hurt me none." — Oedipa Maas

Yeah, but what are those terrible people's names?

However, in many places in the United States, you won't be getting any action if you don't have a car, so, by the transitive property, you may, in fact, need a driver's license to have a baby. There might not be much market for your sperm in you've inherited the unfortunate "rides the bus" gene.

I heard they put Gene in therapy. Always knew that that boy wasn't right.

Portugal não precisa de mais bobos porque ja tem demais.

I think a lot of people use "biological mother." Though that sounds like something out of a science textbook. "Self-directed progeny incubator," perhaps?

True enough. So it's problematic. It predates the AIDS crisis, but I do think that putting "he/she never married" as the last line of an obituary is an excellent example of the very British art of understatement. It really meant "Everybody and their cousin knew that he/she was gay, but we can't print that in the…

Right, and I do get that….hm. Maybe we should go back to "longtime companion," which seems a little less legalistic, at least. Or maybe we need a new word. OK! Suggestion time?

Is it okay that I find it annoying that people refer to their significant others as "partners?" I realize that GLBT people often face pronoun issues, but I think "spouses" is the better term. Law firms have partners. So do limited liability companies. It doesn't seem to describe the relationship under discussion very…

The jobs I've gotten off Craigslist have gone MUCH better than the dates I've gotten off Craigslist, so take that as you will

I STILL KINDA THINK THAT SEAPUNK IS A GOOD IDEA AND DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS.

"He killed three people and six cats, but there's so much more to him. You should get to know him and see what I mean."

SMGHED would probably work better. HD is "high definition" to too many people.

That and they took the "Socialism" part of "national socialism" a bit more seriously than most other Nazis.

I know what a power bottom is, but there's no practical reason that I should. This description could probably be applied to a lot of things that I know, and that explains a lot about my life.

I skipped right to the "porn parody." And got arrested.

They shoulda called it Life In the Fast Lane, see, because, because…hey, where are you going?

The Hot Chicks in Skimpy Outfits Striking Sexy Poses Album

What about that time that Public Image Ltd released an album called "Album" and called the tape and CD versions "Tape" and "Compact Disc," respectively?

Americans are anything but lazy. Many, perhaps most, Americans live and die at work. Many Americans don't have any social contacts outside of work. I halfway believe that this extreme alienation is one of the things that made otherwise sane people angry and resentful enough to vote for Donald Trump. You can criticize…