6. "Noodly-Bass Scratchy Shouts (Rabbit in the Moon's Excessively Long and Pretentiously Titled Aqua-Lunar-Solar Mix That Will Nonetheless Sound Fucking Terrific When You Listen to It Stoned Mix)"

It'll be packaged together with R. Kelly's Chocolate Factory album.

Lee Ving from FEAR probably actually was one.

Well, then ska punk? I actually called 'em "folk-punk" once. They've written some neat songs
and performed 'em well, but they're so obviously an homage to the
Clash's "London Calling" album I sort of wonder if they were more
interesting in expanding punk's sound or just preserving it. They might be traditionalists at…

It depends. There are punks who write one great song and write it again five hundred additional times. That usually yields diminishing return, unless you're in Motorhead.

I'd settle for "being about 25 years younger." Dude looks like the bad kind of biker in that photo.

Yeah. It seems a tragic waste. But at least we have someone to put in the same category with Warrant's Jani Lane, who was born John Kennedy Oswald.

Forgive me for asking, but if you think the staff are a bunch of dicks and the site doesn't provide the sort of news you think useful, why are you even here?

So how are the guys in Foghat doing?

Popper popped, and then his heart stopped. And then he started exercising a lot.

Took long enough.

I don't know. As a leftie, I'm not sure it's been that bad. Trump's made some appointments I can live with and many others I find pretty goddamn distasteful, but most of Trump's policy initiatives have either died in Congress or the courts. So far. That's not too bad for a minority party at an admittedly low ebb.

I dunno. People who get upset about people who get upset about something are making a minor complaint about how much somebody else's complaints annoy them.

Your dom asks? How adorable.

Something about the photo on the very top whispers "That guy has every Linkin Park album" to me.

"Too much lipstick, too much rouge / Gets me excited leaves me feelin' confused"

I'm familiar with Hi-C. That stuff is terrible.

I didn't even know he was into beekeeping.

I beg to differ.

I kinda doubt that America's white population would be totally okay with inhabiting, say, the lower southeastern part of South Dakota and nothing else. I mean, I'd totally cede that place to whatever whites want to establish an ethnically pure state there. We won't miss it, or them.