Oh, wow. We may be crossing the line that separates "internet stupid" from "real-life stupid."

The fact that you're blithely using the term "antifa" as some sort of pejorative says things about your own views that you might not want to say. Sit a spell and think it over and then get back to me.

So, what's he like? C'mon. You can't leave us hanging like that.

Pffft. so what. Show me a FOX News which doesn't have a racial discrimination lawsuit pending against it, and I'll show you my dick. I know you wanna see it.

Best fanservice ever, Bill.

Hey, remember when we hated nostalgia? That was something, wasn't it?

A floating hotel you can't leave full of sunburned, obnoxious suburban assholes who have finally given themselves license to be as sleazy and drunk as they wanna be and don't mind peeing in the pool.

Cause I'm naughty by nay'cha!
Not cause I hate 'cha!
Mostly because I need the money.

Well, the Big Eighties were (and are) ass. Much of the rest of it was terrific. Not that I was old enough to care.

Vanilla Ice, huh? I wonder how the black rappers on the cruise sharing space with him, since back in the day — before anyone who didn't have a post-grad degree had heard the phrase "cultural appropriation"— it was pretty much universally acknowledged that he'd more-or-less jacked their steez to go sell like ten…

I gotta take a vacation.

Maybe. If so, that's more than enough reason to do it, though.

A point well taken. Many people have loved ones who they've decided are beyond help, and their inevitable death sometimes feels like a relief. My whole problem with his statement is this, "

You missed the fact that one of the books they're discounting is totally called The Wangs vs. the World.

With your talking and your pills,
Your messed-up life still thrills me,
Alisyn I'm lost.

I'll totally subscribe if Bill talks about video games and eighties-era cartoons. And sets up his microphone so poorly that it always sounds like he's breathing right into your ear.

I think comparing Rose to King is unfair. Rose has a functioning brain. And I've seen hosts treat their guests much more aggressively than he does.

When you lose the Daily Mail commenters, you know you've lost the war.

That's what he said. She wasn't buying it, though.

If the crack was about Hillary, it might fall under the heading of "Malevolent Glee."