Totally and absolutely untertiere.

I think they're discussing the length they placed 'em tip-to-tip. Not very well expressed. But your ideas kinda kinky. You could maybe market that to the right audience.

Possibly. I don't know how it works over there. But this is the equivalent of "Tiger Beat" doing a Hitler Youth issue. One would think that there'd be limits of some sort and somebody would have shot this down. It seems particularly egregious, is all.

I know, and some would argue that nostalgia or yearning is an essential component to American popular music, coming out of the tradition of immigrant-affected "parlour songs." Even so, I grew up on a lot of punk rock and "my mind's melting and open to the universe!" psychedelia, and now I listen mostly to IDM-style…

I don't know if I'm reading the comic wrong, but for some reason, he seems to be the book's spiritual center, and considering he's either a Randian asshole or a author's pisstake on a Randian asshole, that's a dangerous thing to base any sort of work around.

Wow. Clayton wasn't kidding about the lyrical similarities to pop country. Some guy with a waxed chest, a cowboy hat, and pretty blue eyes could do a cover of "Closer," no sweat. Considering that techno's the most forward-looking of genres, even when it looks back á lá Boards of Canada, the general one-size-fits-all…

My Portuguese teacher described Adele as "music for secretaries who've been broken up with." It was spot-on, and it applies to this, too. The music I like can be many things, but it shouldn't be nostalgic.

There's is no way you're old enough to rent a porno legally. Stupid adults are stupid in different sorts of ways. Am I right about that one?

They could at least keep their uniform fetishes separate, for Pete's sake.

As I understand it, from gawking at furries since sometime in the late nineties, there never was a disagreement between furries that didn't get pretty heated.

Round them up by sunrise and convert them to Alpo and Whiskas. Oh, the sweet irony!

When identity politics goes alt-right. The best "I have a black friend" moment ever.

You are — listen to me carefully now — a craven, worthless fucking idiot. Please join the alt-right, where you will find many individuals very much like yourself. Should be a real blast.

The Italian mafia was (and is) a specific criminal outfit, as was the Jewish mafia. But usually, when people refer to "Jewish mafia" these days, they don't refer to people who shake down bookies but a super-secret collection of nefarious Jews who pull the strings in the world and control everything in secret. He's…

No, the alt-right aren't Nazis, but mostly, in my view, because I don't like using the f-word outside of the two big European fascisms (Italy and Germany) and any explicitly neo-Nazi movements that followed, which are largely small-beer.

No, I suppose that furries aren't as weird as the other things you mentioned. But that bar's set so low you'd have to call the water company before getting a good look at it.

Christ, Hetalia. File under "Ideas that I can't fucking believe made it past the daydream stage." The amount of airheaded teen girls who swooned over the personification of Germany getting it on with Lithuania or some shit when, historically speaking, Germany getting it on with Lithuania involved several million…

What the Hell is Wrong with People, Part CCLVMMMCCCXLVIII

Frankly, I'd settle for not referring to "conservative" or "progressive" movies. There are movies aimed at those voting blocks, and conservative and progressive interpretations you can make of any movie you feel like analyzing. But if you can declare something innately "conservative" or "progressive," you're not…

Any lawyers here? The ex-girlfriend I mentioned above went to law school and studied a case where some hospital worker managed to convince a bunch of patients that having sex with him would cure whatever ailed them. He was convicted of fraud, but not rape, since they had consented, even though they did so after being…