The royal we, man.

Could be worse. What if they did "Best Sound Designer" and "Best Sound Designtrix" awards?

I would totally watch the "best grotesquely fat actor of the year" award presentation. I am so not thin.

I'm binary, as one is the loneliest number.

It means somebody rescued one of the watchable bits of Tropic Thunder

These particular accusations weren't known to the public before. And company's don't pay out a cumulative thirteen mil if they think there's a chance they won't have to. Yes, even getting a suit into the papers would count as "bad publicity" to a guy like Bill, but that's an awful big figure to keep a few people quiet…

I'm seeing a Good Luck Chuck sequel in this.

This is gonna sound weird, but I've never given any thought to Barry Manilow's sexuality before, so this kind of comes as a surprise to me. I think my conception of him prior to today was of an epicene, annoying-yet-fundamnetally-benign non-corporeal sound-hologram whose tacky effluence poured out of radios set to the…

Which is, to be honest, her best selling point.

It's how they organize their colored-bracelet sex parties.

Tarquin Stalone, the Stalone family's English cousin.

Sure, why not. He was darn good in Fury.

You, uh, sound really upset. How about some chamomile tea and a nice lie-down?

I would be, if I had one.

So is National Hug a Friend Day a BYOB sort of event or will a friend be provided to you?

I thought that worked the other way around.

I have a friend who saw Jim Carrey piss all over The Grinch that Stole Christmas the weekend her mother died, so let's say she has a very different set of associations with that movie.

Thank you for your "valuable" "contribution." You get here via google search or something?

Everyone has their butts, so fair enough.

Well, yes. But I think "going forward" is a terrible neologism that has replaced "from now on" or, to be more formal, "in future", among insufferable salesman and seminar attendee types. It mostly exists to prove that you've read the latest fad business books or attended the right courses.