It works better than “The right person hasn’t asked me yet,” which feels a little dated and sexist to me.

The women in my family were strong in a cantankerous, my way or the highway way. And they were in many, many other ways. I just added the preceding sentence as an edit so as not to disparage the remarkable lives that they lived. I hope the edit takes.

I hope her fight against voter suppression is epic and revolutionary.

He also called their opponent Notre Dame and offered his sympathies on the loss of their cathedral.

“Rod Goes-instein”

Holy shit, Kansas?

I had to have that ultrasound and the procedure itself was ok. The bad part was that it was scheduled for morning and even though I drank more water than they told me too, the technician sternly scolded me for barely having a full enough bladder to do the procedure and interrogated me about how much I drank. The…

I had to have a transvaginal ultrasound to check my IUD placement when I was having issues and I honestly dont remember it being particularly horrible or even uncomfortable.

I meant Doug, not Rob. Who can really tell the difference between the two.

They aren’t the most comfortable thing but I’ve had to have them when pregnant and not and for me they weren’t a big deal. It was a little embarrassing for me because it’s like a big dildo with a condom on it and lots of lube tat someone ese is in control of and not in a fun way. It was over fairly quickly though.…

Notice that the only rich person talking about the wage gap (who has also given away a lot of her money) right now is Abigail Disney.

Hi, I’ve not been screened for endometrial hyperplasia, but had a transvaginal ultrasound to test for endometriosis. It was awkward, but overall relatively short and definitely physically painless. I asked my step-mother to come with me for emotional support, (she’s a medical professional, which also helped), but if I…

I laughed at “subjunctive scaling” because of course the overconfident wouldn’t be familiar enough with intermediate grammar terms to recognize this was bullshit. I spent too much of my teens and early 20s arguing with overconfident buttfaces about how they thought I was wrong to say “If he were to do this...” instead…

Hey! I just did this on Monday! Your bladder doesn’t have to be bursting, just not empty. It was not super uncomfortable. I had the option to place it (the trans vag wand) inside myself, which I did. I am a mother of fibroids, one is 4cm. They are supposed to dry up after the menopause but mine are still hanging in…

Sounds pretty much like the phallic insertable ultrasound they used with me when my biggest was at 6 or so weeks. 

Not a factor. In my twenties i was married to a man who would go on and on even when everybody knew he was wrong. If this was pointed out, his response was “don’t confuse me with facts”. He never changed.

Word.

Oooooh Canada. We love to pretend we are better than our United Siblings of America, but it’s we are so alike, it’s scary.

Oh my poor dear woman. No no no. I’m sure David Brooks will have many highly paid and very good thoughts in tomorrow’s column about how it is in fact this study which is in the wrong.

All of my fractions are declarative.