Later, when asked what qualities make him such an honorable person, Sessions responded:

So according to Trump, orange is the new black?

I can’t even fathom what it’s like to live life without any shame whatsoever.

The story would probably appear on Fox as “Genius Billionaire President discusses world health with Genius Billionaire”

Pizza cutters are a lot like some commenters on the internet - all edge, no point.

The part “god help you if you get cancer in one of these countries” I just......I can’t wrap my head around what hes trying to warn against here. We don’t need to rely on a god for our cancer here in Canada, we have access to free cancer treatment and some fantastic cancer centers in our hospitals. There’s also…

There should be a 9-11 for White people and a real 9-11 for the rest of us.

“A source close to Trump Jr. says he plans to hold rallies and fundraisers for Republicans, particularly in states and districts where the president’s approval ratings are high.”

“But they’re also not people that would easily assimilate into the United States, into our modern society. They’re overwhelmingly rural people. In the places they come from, fourth-, fifth-, sixth-grade educations are kind of the norm.”

Quite frankly, I’m sick and tired of this “apology” crap. The damage has been done.. and been done several million times.. and if your employees need to be told to treat people with basic human decency, then perhaps you are hiring the wrong people to start with.

While the officer who refused to shoot the van driver is an example of what an officer of the law should do... let’s not put the Toronto police on a pedestal. They shot and tazed Sammy Yatim. Sorry... shot THEN tazed. They also ignored the LGBTQ community’s claims that there was a serial killer targeting their…

#ffffff just gave me all my life! :-)

Took the words right out of my mouth. If they want to be scared of anyone it should be the #ffffff people that love shooting into crowds for absolutely no fucking reason.

It’s definitely not the actions of someone who’s Be Best

There was an old joke that was circulating in the mid 1980's about Trump that involved an elevator.

Oh, my. Misspelled and inappropriately capitalized “oligarch.” C’mon, Michael! Don’t be like 45*, BE BEST(er)!

6 months is a good one too, as it marks the point that you stop counting months “since” and start realizing that the anniversary is coming up sooner than not.