Yeah, some of it is petty, but THAT is the shit that gets under Dolt 45's skin the most. Look at how long he’s festered over the “short fingered vulgarian” comment. That was decades ago. and 1) he’ll NEVER let it go, and 2) it’s the “short fingered” part that irks him. He doesn’t fucking care to understand the…

Oof, this brings back some memories. Growing up a bit of a tomboy meant having a sizable chunk of my friends be actual boys. I got my fair share of shit from jealous girlfriends, and even just wannabe-girlfriends, who all saw me “competition”.

So in other words, they’re using the John Kerry swift boat ads, just running the tape backwards.

“Your winnings sir...”

I’ll bet the penthouse has sprinklers

Thanks, JM. Yeah, it’s been a weird few days. I musta blacked out or something on Friday; I’d been having a really bad day – like, epically bad – from about 3:00 p.m. on it’s just a hazy blur. Next thing I know I wake up on Sunday morning in this cave! My clothes are gone, and I’m all oiled up and wrapped in a sheet!…

Anyone reading all of the Tweeted words eligible for today’s Code 45* will have noticed that they had a decidedly larcenous bent to them: “stolen”, “crime”, and “laws” were among them.

I asked my roommate to move out. Things have been pretty shitty since the day she moved in and I’ve been trying my best to be understanding of her issues. She stole every bit of alcohol in my house and I let it go but last week she went into my bedroom and stole alcohol I had hidden there. I couldn’t overlook the…

I stood up for myself yesterday with a pain in the arse coworker, and I’m still shaking. I’m heaps proud of myself though. She’s forever late, dicks around on the job, is rude to patrons, and even shows up to work high. She was 45 minutes late yesterday and I was on my own and super busy, and there was nothing from…

Did he include the father in the hanging? Often it’s his idea.

Our [sic] presidency.

She shouldn’t have brought her thoughts & prayers to a gun fight.

Except that Amazon actually fought for (and won) the right to not pay employees for time that they were required to remain on Amazon premises and be searched by the company to prevent theft..

This dude is pretty boss. You could say he’s...

Good looking out spotting WHAT WAS *MISSING*.

Yes, The March for Our Lives Was About Black People Too

I’d like to know where the F Melania is with her anti-bullying campaign, lol!