Haha the source is acting like he’s in a goddam 5 Step Program for dating hot young celebrities. Such a struggle!

“This concert was a major challenge for him. 5 years ago he would have made a move on Kendall and Hailey, but now he exercises restraint.”

I feel for you. I am a born-and-raised New Yorker, as are my siblings, and we bitched for months that we had to have THAT in common with President Voldemort. Nothing else in common at least.

Oh please. if Obama were president, it would be further proof he’s a Kenyan Muslim. And if President Clinton had done this and Hilary Clinton had nudged him, it would have meant she had him by the balls. Fucking Trump, man

We’ll form a much-needed enclave as the Kong:Skull Island publicity heats up.

Dude that movie. I wanted Jane Austen to be with him so bad.

I have nothing against the bird-chested man in the picture, but I cannot countenance anyone saying there is a superior Darcy to that portrayed by my boyfriend, Mr. Colin Firth. Anyone who thinks the 2005 version is superior OR that Macfadyen is either better looking or a better actor needs to keep Darcy’s name out of…

This is inaccurate as the “real” Darcy was James McAvoy

Seems as if the designer consulted a twelve-year-old boy about the styles you mentioned, “so, can the boobs just be, like, out?” “Absolutely brilliant, Billy.”

I’ll be 45 next month. I still listen to the stuff I did from 13 to 17—and before and after.

THE ROMEO + JULIET SOUNDTRACK WAS SOOOO GOOD!

Also when you have to pee and your suit is wet you can so much more enjoyably re-dress and head back out.

It’s the image of a toddler denied candy the presidency.

This Lama guy can go back to where he came from. Loser with no money, can’t run a business. Sad, Trump would be the best Dalai Lama ever.

When the religious leader most associated with universal compassion mocks you, it’s time to take a look at your life choices.

It’s definitely a weird place to be in. My husband and I both work white collar jobs but I struggled with severe post partum depression that had him playing the role of primary parent for her. I am endlessly grateful for having a partner who didn’t look at raising a child like it was entirely my job. It’s important to…

That’s so sweet! The cynic in me thinks he may just be in search of more subjects to rub his fluffy belly though.

Selfie, one of the Harold and Kumar movies, and season 1 of Sleepy Hollow. Just pretend that Sleepy Hollow ends after the first season, the rest is straight garbage.

I think maybe they can handle crossing a road.