Because the refs didn’t see it when it happened. Nobody did — including you — until the replay showed it in slo-mo from the perfect angle. Refs can’t call a foul just because a guy’s lying on the ground if they didn’t see what caused it.

You said Doritos. All the Doritos!

Have to give Jacob his props for time traveling back in time to draft Curry before he even bought the team.

I believe that Kevin Love sat the 4th quarter as he was trying to reacquire his soul which was stolen by Biyombo on this block.

How does lebron only take 2 more shots than love even though he played 15 more mins than him? Why did Irving lead the team in shots attempted?? Would Kobe or Jordan ever let that happened?? Lebron not a alpha leader. You live and die through them, and he inbounded on the last play, no superstar does that other than…

Fucking Bobby...

The real nightmare matchup for Floyd would have been Hearns: those long arms and big power would have been the kryptonite to Floyd’s shell defense. I think Tommy puts him out inside of 3 in an all-time intra-Michigan showdown.

Does anyone else think the Crying Jordan image isn’t actually that funny?

Joke Truthers are the fucking worst. Did you at any point while writing this use your index finger to push the bridge of your glasses up your nose?

It is apparent to me that Lebron would do such a thing as he is so full of shit and has been that way for so long that even he does not know who he really is and that’s why his interviews are so bland and awkward at the same time. My Lebron hate will never develop in to the appreciative respect that overcame my Jordan…

See, that’s the biggest issue I have with this whole thing (locked-in Hillary voter, for full disclosure).

Lol what a fucking cock

“There’s no evidence any hacking took place. Unauthorized use of an account is not, on its own, hacking.”

Its cool. You’re wrong. It happens to us all.

Unauthorized access to an account is the very definition of hacking.

Worst spaghetti ever

It was in high school, the last day before winter break. We got out early, so there was some time to kill before my bus arrived. Some stoner kids I know invited me to hang out, we went behind some fence by some kind of drainage ditch and I probably took like a the worst hit off a pipe in history.

I then took the bus to…

Has there ever been a single case of a transgender person attempting to molest a child in a restroom? I’d be more worried about my kids spending time alone with a Republican wrestling coach.