Time for my stock answer: An R-rated Akira done by Pixar (all six chapters). I know I have a better chance of walking to the sun and back, but one can hope.

Because it's a fun 80s movie. Good? No. Fun? Yes. And Stevens' car, the one with the illuminated middle finger that came out of the back to let tailgaters know how he felt, was pretty awesome.

Very much so.

"Time for a crystubate, I suppose."

I really don't know how to take the Bengals run of success. Do I embrace it or keep on worrying about an impending failure in the playoffs?

Well, they are paid for by big tobacco. So, probably?

Samantha Ponder makes that tolerable, but only barely.

So I have about 12-15 episodes saved on my DVR (this includes last season too). Should I watch them all or just jump in where this season picks up?

During the beginning of the movie, there are a few "Easter eggs" referencing King's work. There's a lady reading a copy of Cujo, and there's a red Plymouth with a "Christine" bumper sticker on it. One of the first times I'd seen that.

So because it didn't actually happen and was, instead, her imagination taking over for when the killer came out, it's stupid? There are two ways the movie works. First, if the van doesn't exist at all. Meaning it's just a figment of her imagination. The second way it works is if you take the position the victim's…

It's only ridiculous if you let it be.

Yeah that's true but that quick-cut action cam made that seen almost hard to watch because it's hard to tell what's going on. I understand they are trying to recapture the chaos of that situation, but still, don't obscure the final product.

Or REC 2 for that matter.

No High Tension seems odd, especially with Drag Me To Hell and Wolf Creek…

"“No, not at all,” Pagano would say later"

And his magnificent hair!

Digg? Seriously?

Typical Rebel spin.

That's no moon.

That explains his trading card.