I’m not a huge Schumer fan, but that’s absolutely brilliant. It’s basically weaponizing his narcissism. Trump can’t stand being outperformed on camera.

Way too many lines are being crossed here.

In my book “Not Ted Cruz” is always a damn good reason to vote for someone.

Sexual predator/child sex slave apologist #1.

Isn’t the tag supposed to go around the guy’s toe?

Oh Sanchez...

I don't. I legitimately do not remember Josh Johnson.

He was just trying to deprive the baby of oxygen so it might grow up to become a Steelers fan.

I don’t know about all of you, but I feel like Expert Oral Sex 17 leaves too many unanswered questions from Expert Oral Sex 16.

I, for one, am totally ok with this picture. : D

^ This right here is what the Dems need to focus on. Ride the momentum and put the far more dangerous senator out to pasture. Cornyn’s more powerful, popular, and entrenched in the Senate, and he’s on a bunch of crucial committees. Scraping him out would be a major win.

Beto 2020 is still a good idea, but people are pushing him toward the wrong office. Texas’ other Senator, John Cornyn, is up for re-election in 2020.

Unfortunately, that cockroach Devin Nunes still survived.

If you are interested, this guy from the AZ SoS office has been an absolute legend in the last couple of days:

Eat farts.

On behalf of Europe: We don’t need extra shipments of racists. We’re full up at the moment.

I just threw up in my mouth a little.