Characters, fatalities, gore, GET OVER HERE and THE THEME SONG IN ORCHESTRAL FORM?

Sorry, couldn’t hear you over the AWESOME THEME!

Sell it and make money. 

(And successfully skinned other animals)

Please don’t make her sympathetic, please don’t make her sympathetic, please don’t make her sympathetic...

That’s like JJ saying “Sure, we had no idea where we were going with Lost and totally screwed the finale, but wait till you see what we do with the reboot!”

...

*Prepares the popcorn*

Well, that was... oh wow. I don’t think he forgot to stuff everything in there... 

Yeah, feels like the Superman show was only allowed as a “fine, you had it ready and it’s not entirely about Superman, we will let this one slide”.

Why invest in something that will probably get tossed aside as a footnote when DC chases the next hot idea?

Don’t get me wrong, I’m not against it, but be honest, it wouldn’t be the first time to happen...

In its final moments, WandaVision leaves even more questions unanswered than when the episode began.

And then someone hacks the code and injects the cheat.

The more I learn, the more intrigued I am about who the fuck thought greenlighting this abomination thought it was a good idea...

It’s not Dungeons & Dragons unless they have this guy:

Oh, if we go by what WandaVision has done so far, they still have tricks up on theirs sleeves that they can pull whenever they feel like.

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Also, what if they looked really, really goofy, and yet kind of great?

The Prewitcher.