Weird. Honestly either I haven’t paid attention or it didn’t make much of a noise.

That’s... really a shame. I had the previous game and was holding out until I heard something about this... and then I head NOTHING about it, so I assumed it was just bad.

Sorry, you cannot put this without the music. It’s required by law.

If I spent $60 bucks in a virtual space zen garden, I’m pretty sure I would be trying to justify it.

Any place I can read about it please? I saved $60, I might as well spoil myself the rest.

More like they’re working as promised... NOT.

;)

I’ve gotten a good 20 hours played on my Steam clock at the point of writing, and the most heart-racing scene I’ve encountered so far is one girl getting her hair braided by her crush.

It’s a sign of the times when the drag guys are blending with the rest...

I can’t believe Naruto has already grown up, banged a girl and became a hokage. And Ash, in all that time, hasn’t win a single league.

NARUTO. OWNS. ASH.

Jesuschrist, what has life become?

“What I wish I could answer to everyone who asks: The Article.”

NMS before launch: “It’s gonna be an amazing space-exploration adventure game!”

“Konami’s president here. Bring me the idiot intern that got the Silent Hill and Metal Gear Solid concepts mixed immediatly.”

Your pun was absolutely hair rising.

Make-Up: Doing live action photoshop since 6000 years ago.

I want to kiss you. You just wrote Nintendo’s epitaph.

I could almost (aaaaaaalmost) forgive about the lackluster 3D and that stupid line shadowing and shitting all over Miura’s art if at least they weren’t hamfisting the pace and mixing the script left and right. Last episode basically moved the plot 1 inch.

I get paid in Bison dollars.

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