If I didn’t know that Jim’s mother was alive, I would have assumed she was brutally murdered by a gang of tilapia.

“Useless fucking paper clip”: best description of a human I’ve ever read. MORE STORIES, LINDSEY.

She’s also a huge wrestling fan and I remember just after Wrestlemania when ESPN was covering stories from that show, she was on social media supporting the coverage. I feel that people forget what the letters ESPN stand for. Entertainment and Sports Programming Network. Video games easily fall under entertainment!…

She was one of the better side line reporters. My friend still talks about the time she put a whole hot dog in her mouth. He was quite taken with that segment. Go Nets! New Jersey misses you.

i have no fear of making the “yeah, but video games aren’t sports” argument, but since ESPN devotes air time to poker, competitive eating and scrabble...i’m gonna leave that particular bullet in the chamber.

Meat Patty Sovereign

I usually have the worst service at the big chain restaurants like Bison Feral Appendages, Pepper Pods, Italian Flatbread Shanty, and of cours the Blue Crustacean, though nothing beats that last story from Cow Milk Monarchess.

I’ve clearly been sheltered from the brony lifestyle. I read above this about clopping but didn’t know what it was. Reading what you as Cassie had to say insinuates that “clopping” is the brony form of “fapping” and I now regret knowing this. I’ll chuck that in the pile of other things I wish I didn’t know and hope to…

SO DO YOU

It belongs in a museum!

From hell's heart I slap at thee.

This is really true. The working class drive Hondas, the middle class drive Lexus, the rich drive Maseratis and the super rich drive Hondas.

Seeeeeeeee my vest!

One way my wife saved money was scheduling us for an open morning slot at a wedding venue where we knew there was an afternoon wedding. From there, we went through the venue coordinator to contact the wedding after ours, and found out the DJ they planned to hire. My wife and the other bride to be contacted the DJ at…

Weddings are expensive! Ours cost 30k, even though we pushed to save on every item. . One money saving tip was to do some things ourselves. I made the centerpieces out of wood, and my wife bought the flowers wholesale and had her mom and her bridesmaids create the arrangements, my wife got the prints from the…

I am disappointed that "billboob" wasn't used in this article at least once.

You really can't unsee that after you see it >_<

Spending 8 hours of traveling from Neriak to Freeport in EverQuest for the first time. Got stuck on a boat with a gnome that didn't speak my language, just to finally reach the continent that i needed to find. Was going to meet a friend in a cave outside of the city, took laps around the desert until I found it.

I…

If it is so important to them, then give it to them to keep! Your house is not your extended families storage shed.