I can never look at Prince Charles without thinking of him wanting to be a tampon in Camilla’s trousers.

You should’ve posted this on Jezebel. Everything you talked about is precisely why I don’t touch that trash heap anymore.

I had given up on the world long ago but this warms my icy heart.

It’s the new “a dingo ate my baby” defense.

It needs to be stressed that this wouldn’t have happened without crowd-sourcing his identity. The Cville police have made no effort to investigate these people. Every single arrest has come only because private citizens have identified these people and assembled evidence themselves.

I don’t think it’s possible for me to respect those two jurors more than I currently do.

Not all countries.

Nope, but I don’t think it’ll matter once the spam runs out at the grocery store.

This kind of happened to me or rather my housemate. My house had been broken into and the police came round to take a look. When the policeman popped his head into my housemate’s room he exclaimed ‘Wow, they really did a number on this room’ And I had to explain that my housemate was a complete slob and it always…

While this is awesome, these kind of stories give me pause as to the state of my home and the impression it would give to FBI raiders. Like was I really too tired to throw my clothes in the hamper last night? Would the FBI guys sit around the office post pre-dawn raid and muse “hey did you see tornado’s underpanties…

She is someone who genuinely inspires me to have more body positivity

A male feminist walks into a bar

You may have missed the best response—read the thread (hint: it’s not 62 tweets).

Required reading:

I’d feel a whole lot better if he “ended the racisms” going forward by calling up all his fellow white dudes who perpetuated racism back in the day and organizing them to pool their resources for a scholarship fund for students of color and a library of REAL American history at the school.

It is really looking like a portion of the US would rather burn everything down and then shoot themselves, instead of let brown people touch things.

Which sounds amazingly close to what a domestic abuser might do.

So to summarize, ICE is actually ruining the promising futures of young men who came to this country as children, worked hard, and thrived. Meanwhile, the DOJ is busy investigating the tragic plight of the white kids ‘discriminated’ against in college admissions. And over at the Dept of Ed, DeVos is clutching her…

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Just want to say you really want to avoid the slow clap. It’s known to be antibiotic resistant.

I constantly have to shut down requests to open an artisinal bakery down there.