Brooks is forever trolling

I don’t get that. There wasn’t enough time from the election to the time of the woman’s march for a actual Trump voter to have gained enough intelligence and fortitude to realise they elected a unintelligent, racist, man child.

He got famous for dating a girl who got famous for being related to a woman who got famous for blah blah blah. Fameception

I would love Jezebel 1000% times more if they would drop the posts on d list jerkoffs that no one gives a shit about.

Judge Kara Brown, ladies and gents.

LOL. Literally.

Putin: are those reporters bothering you??

What’s it gonna take for someone, or some group of idiots to realize what the hell is going on here? It’s like dumbfuck day is every waking moment with this clown.

I know you won’t see this, but you are a big deal to me and I’m happy for you.

I heard if you insert a chocolate coated tampon into your vagina you will shortly afterwards poop Hershey’s kisses. It true. I read it on the internet. I think it was Goop.

I understand his rage, but that piece is misogynistic as fuck, and I cannot rock with that... at all.

He not only personifies America as a woman, a femme fatale, and likened Philando’s death to him getting “fucked” to death by her, he drove the analogy home with sexist slurs—i.e. “bitch” and “whore.”

Moreover, he…

I assume that will be in the fall collection.

A 2014 study out the Oslo Institute of Condimental Studies showed that 82.7% of all ranch dressing is consumed within 50 miles of an urban center. That’s not opinion. That’s empirical evidence that, yes, most ranch dressing is eaten by “city folk.”

Oh, what? Now all white people live in the city? What is it with you bastards? When is enough enough?

I call bullshit. Everyone knows that the only real ethnic slur for a white person is “racist.”

The stereotype that white people always carry ranch dressing around with them is not cool anymore. When you say ‘He’s already got his, that white boy over there’” don’t just fucking assume I’m carrying my own ranch dressing around with me you hurtful monster. I need it for my tenders and when you assume that I already…

I don’t think there’s an epidemic of pedophiles as much as there is an epidemic of people who don’t want to rock the boat and so let a small number of serial predators escape justice time and time again.

I worked at a daycare for a summer job one year. Got a teacher fired cos she smacked a kid and then said that no one would tell because “we’re all teachers” and wouldn’t rat her out. 

Oh thank God. I’m not the only one who hates Pentatonix.

Hold up... I thought Lucas got bought out. She killed him? I mean, I didn’t like the prequels either, but that seems harsh, Carrie.