I don’t get it.

I’m not really sure what you think he should have been doing there.

Rich white woman talking shit. We need a thinkpiece. 10,000 words should do it.

“Hey, that’s awesome! Congr...”

Not really. You don’t massively dehydrate yourself to drop 40 pounds of weight before you shovel your driveway or chop wood. Since that’s the dehyrdration at the root of all of this, it’s not really applicable to general physical exertion outside of MMA (or other combat sports with a history of weight-cutting).

A few hundred feet inside the free throw line

A better question is, “You just found out your true love has been fucking a goat every three months. Are they still your true love?”

“Clearly enunciate no if you don’t want to participate in this staged moment of reconciliation in front of cameras. Sorry, ‘mhhhmhm hhhm hhm!’ doesn’t count.”

I don’t think it’s out of the realm of possibility for two friends to get in a fight and move on from it, happens a lot really.

Looking ahead to the summer, Kevin, do you have any plans?

Starting now I am banning anybody that mentions traveling.

I could, but only out of jealousy if he paid less than me. Because fuck ME and my dumbass failure to understand the market. He won.

Fun fact: At Yankee games there is a designated part of each game where fans stand up, say “peace be with you” to all the people around them, and discuss how much they paid for their respective tickets.

As the article admits, death threats via social media are quite common. For controversial public figures, they are routine. Because they are so frequent and so rarely acted on, it would be crazy or impossible to spend the time it would take to report each one to the police. Further, the police just aren’t going to do…

I, in an almost self-loathing way, am a Duke fan, but I must say that Grayson Allen is (arguably) the most infuriating player I’ve watched on a Duke squad in my entire life.

“But you can’t hold a press conference declaring that one of your players—your son—is receiving death threats (plural), and then fail to bring the receipts to the police”

Primary reason: Centers are taller than the rest of basketball players. The taller you the tougher it is to have proper shooting form and get enough arc on your shot. When you are tall the proper form is tough because of too many moving parts over a great distance to maintain. Shooting free throws underhand / granny…

Uh, he didn't decide to do it. The coach did.

But but but Hamilton Nolan quoted like five random internet people that posted mean things about Beyonce... and there was the SNL skit... are you telling me the vast majority of people give zero shits about her performance? That can’t be...

Yeah, fuck that commercial informing people of medicine and fuck Chris Bosh’s health! I’d much rather see that puppymonkeybaby commercial again!