It’s better to mention that in the comments than the actual post, that way everyone knows you didn’t find it out afterwards.

Hey look everybody, Andy Dalton made it to the 2nd round of something.

This dude is the fucking Christian Ponder of travel.

As someone whose office bathroom has an odd number of urinals, I can tell you that middle relievers should all be summarily executed.

Being stuck in Buffalo is much worse.

Buddy did a crunch while floating up in the air and came in 2nd? What a time to be alive

Timberwolves treat All Star weekend like the NBA Finals. Because we are never getting there, but holy shit we can be fun to watch.

That was a ton of goddamn fun. The most I’ve had watching sports since the Packers/Cardinals game.

In true Deadspin form, the only post about quite possibly the greatest dunk contest ever, is some kind of political nonsense.

I could plagiarize Kimes too, Burke, but you do you.

Did you even watch it? He had 12.

White athletes. White musicians. Politicians. Engineers. Strippers before they strip. Drew Magary. It’s a long list bud, do you want me to keep going?

I’m pretty sure they tied 12-12. Your general point about it going against the script still stands, though.

Draymond had 12, not 11. So not sure wtf your writing is trying to say by saying Hart won 12-11. At best it was a 12-12 tie.

I think the NBA should adopt the NCAA option of shooting techs from beyond the arc. Would make things more exciting.

Because of their size, skill, and rarity, the puppies are pretty expensive.

South Carolina is a good team, but not a “Very Good” team. They played a pathetic non-conference schedule. KenPom and Sagarin both have them ranked down in the 40s. Their record looks awesome, but that’s why they aren’t ranked. And ‘Tucky is wiping the floor with them currently.

Yet many Canadians do not speak so highly of their healthcare system....

I guess there’s another possibility: that occasional bad refereeing decisions in the enormous kaleidoscope of global sports aren’t really enough to make broad damning generalizations about all sports. Perspective is so passe, though.

I thought this was touching for a second, but then I remembered: