Someone should have warned him the British were coming.

That is almost the weirdest part! It all starts because she sees wedding photos and by the end he has somehow convinced her he’s only engaged? HOW? I think we’ve found the most gullible woman on the planet AND the one hell of a sociopath.

also, HE IS CLEARLY MARRIED and she STILL doesn’t get that at the end, which is mind-blowing. like, thats not an engagement party, sweetie.

That sounds mean, but... I have an American friend living in Japan who recently bought an Xbox one ^^

Pretty sure the 100 who bought it are foreigners living in Japan.

That is not NEARLY long enough to be a golf club, although I can see why you would make the assumption. It’s a riding crop.

No, that’s clearly a golf club. Unless you are riding horses REALLY wrong.

Fallout 4 somehow hits everything I’m a complete sucker for: town creation, weapon customization, “tower” defense, Sci-Fi, robots, dogs, crafting, and so much more!

You shut your mouth about Uncle Jimbo!

I used to love Bob Dylan’s tracks about doing “E” and raping and murdering your ex-wife in front of your kid. CLASSIC Dylan.

At a recent wedding I got verryyyyyy high and sent text messages to another Jezebel writer who was also at a wedding and whose name sounds like “mork”

I was married on a Saturday, flew across the country for my honeymoon on the following Monday. My dad, his fiance, my siblings, and my dad’s siblings all rented a vacation house on an island in our homestate for the rest of the week - fun for them, fun for me. Wednesday night my dad called me to inform me that on…

Worse than this was my cousin, who proposed to his girlfriend during a family reunion.

I see the same repeated posts too. I thought maybe all those drugs I did in the 90’s were coming back to haunt me.

Karmanaut? Unidan? For Sweden? They’re one in the same!

Some of us find detail-oriented obsessives to be terribly romantic, Jessica.

and i would walk 500 miles and i would walk 500 more, just to be the man who walked 4,349 to fall down at your door gasping "please marry me, i am so desperate for attention"

Someone should tell that dude about microsoft paint.

Am I the only one who finds all OTT marriage proposals fully disingenuous? Like, if you're so unsure that I'm going to say yes that you need to convince me with a huge production? Grosses me out. Or alternatively, so convinced that I'm going to say yes that you don't even consider how uncomfortable it might make me if…