I’m more distressed by his proctologist’s post-exam habits and also having a place on the bench.

Please stop posting old articles as new stories just for additional clicks.

Which is almost a shame because Sugarman is the single best name for an opioid dealer to have

I will say, based on my personal knowledge of time spent with Eric Sugarman, his email reads exactly like he was chewing out the idiots who let a bottle of pills go missing.

But Josh Gordon is gonna have his career ruined because of weed.

It was probably a delivery issue, it was way funnier when he read it on the Astros listserv.

In defense of the White Sox organization, it’s completely plausible that they had no fucking idea what was going on.

According to WD40's own website, it IS in fact a lubricant.

Fuck these guys are so cringeworthy. They don’t represent all Arsenal supporters, just the ones everyone loves to hate.

The 14 stunned birds were later quoted as saying “They were so good at the beginning of the season, what the fuck happened?!”

Lawyer: Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, we’ve all heard the expression, “Shoot or get off the pot.”

Freedom of Speech doesn’t protect you from another US Citizen saying “I don’t like the thing you are saying.” It protects you from the government locking you in jail cause you said that thing. The guy who tackled the flag waving racist went to jail and paid a fine. There was no government action against the flag…

Police charged d’Baha with disorderly conduct

I understand what you are saying, but I’d imagine that to a black person, a white guy waving the Confederate flag is a message of “I wish that you black people were once again property of white people.”

Wonder how many confederate flag wavers are telling Hillary supporters “you lost, get over it”?

The fuck did Syracuse do?

Vitale is unwatchable for me.

Can I get an amen?

I HAVE GODLIKE POWERS