I’m eager for the CFL Jamboroo.

I really think Deadspin should dramatically increase it’s hockey coverage considering we’re all moving to Canada now.

He’s the envy of the league and the country.

He can live in Canada.

Wow, that was a slaughter. Good on ‘em.

“A lot of this is the fact that Obama was an ineffective president.”

Yeah, no change.

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i am glad you are not concerned about the person who is going to select the next member of the supreme court.

Courage? Right now I am scared.

Jesus Fucking Christ. Thank God I am a straight white male. Unbefuckinglievable.

Someone will make a version of this where Simmons is Trump and Ericsson is Hillary and I just threw up all over myself writing that.

I don’t think I would mess with Wayne Simmonds. You will end up a gif in a bad way.

Can you guys just post videos of Tomy Romo interceptions or something all night?

Global markets tanking

Let’s not forget: Fuck Hillary Clinton for being such a terrible candidate and odious personality with the worst political instincts since Walter Mondale, making Trump a viable choice for millions of people.

I have a friend we’ll call him Javi who once said

Well, 240 years is a good run.

The only positive I can think of is the untold free energy we can tap into from our founding fathers spinning in their graves.

Queue the Johnson/Stein supporters who will say it’s our fault. Fuck those people until the end of time.

Honey, I’m so sorry. Millions and millions of us are on your all’s side.