Sub2 is how many wins the Browns will get this year.

While new scientific approaches and super carbo loaded beverages sound like really cool explanations for these times, I’ll stick with drugs, lots of them, thank you very much.

That’s ironic, as the Bus 2 Projects is what the Rio city government calls the public transit route the 8 year old living in Bekele’s former Olympic Village bedroom takes home from the Nike factory every night.

“So it is okay to blame all those bananas on Juventus? Checking for a friend.”

You have to be so, so bored to care about the Indians Logo, Redskins Name, etc...

It certainly didn’t help that Manfred referred to the meeting as a “powwow”.

That feels like an important issue now, because if the Cubs are going to win this World Series, they’ll either need to beat Kluber, or win every single game he doesn’t start. Both feel imposing.

Wait, so the money is paid to NFL.com and not the members of your league that you’re trying to cheat?

Could be innocent enough. The NFL has long considered actual players interchangeable.

“The reason I bring all this up,” Pitino says, “is those girls were hot enough to melt steel beams! Hooah!”

Lacy: I’m not fat! There’s just more of me to tackle.

I’ll just casually drop this here.

Sounds like someone just found Deadspin. Welcome to the fold, Darren.

Don’t know how you can put any blame on Contreras. I’m not sure even Javy Baez makes a great tag on that awful throw.

That was the classiest umpire. Making baseball great again.

This is the dumbest statement of tonight that was not made by Donald Trump.

Yeah, but can he do it on a cold night in Swansea?

He’ll never play for FC Dallas or Houston Dynamo

I misread that as Texas at first and didn’t question the hate, just the why.