Well, I learned from this post that kickers are held to the same academic standards as other college football players, so there’s that.

You didn’t hear a loud “WHOOSH” sound go by overhead, did you?

I misread this as “Best homophones in baseball.” They Haight gaze inn the write whey.

I’m totally changing my email signature to “kiss my ass, you rat bastard mother fucker.”

Deadspin: [Posts about Trump]
BFIB: STICK TO SPORTS LIBTARDS!
Deadspin: [Posts new Cardinal Numbers blog]
BFIB: fucking NOT LIKE THAT

Why do you assume that everyone who has already fucked a jelly donut knows to heat it up?

These are all from me.

I’m curious. Did you not include Leitch’s emails because they were too sad or too vulgar (or both)?

Best homophobes in baseball. They hate gays in the right way.

I thought Spencedog was mad until I got to Rocket.

“How come I never hear back about any of the jobs I email my resume to?” - Spencedog and Rocket

“Yadier Molina (future hall of fame/better than any catcher that has played for you bad baseball team of butt/poop men who haven’t won things/have been eliminated by the Cardinals)“

Just because of the stupid comments screaming “THIS ISN”T NEWS! YOU SUCK,” I hope Deadspin covers how many days in a row in the offseason their parking lot is empty. And I hope next year, they offer breathless, fawning coverage of the Royals or the Reds, because fuck the Cardinals.

I loved everything about these articles when they first started showing up, I started to get a little nervous that they might actually make it into the playoffs, and then the Giants shut the door on them and it all paid off.

Can you print these out and bind them in leather wrapped hardback? I would love to sit in my overstuffed chair and peruse these on a cold winter night. Freaking classics. I will say they are at least persistent.

The greatest uncovered sports story this baseball season was Cardinal fans going from “we’re still going to win the World series” to “we’re going to win the division” to “lookout cub morans, we’re coming for you after win the wild card game” to “11 World Seris! Elevenen titles! 1908!!!!”

Thank you Kalf, for bringing…

So this is the post where I get to talk about my fantasy team, right?

Unfortunately, no camera angle clearly showed the fate of the ball.