“I don’t care if he did it, I just think he should be punished for doing it”

I am absolutely a clueless stats dork.

Ortiz led the Sox to three titles. He’s a much better Hall candidate than Edgar unless you’re some clueless stat dork.

Everyone who is anti-steroid needs to realize that steroids don’t help you become “more clutch”. Sure it helps to nudge that would-be deep fly to center an extra 15 feet over the fence, but it doesn’t give you any kind of mental toughness that this guy has.

Christ, this is the shittiest take. No. The answer to doing something dumb is not to do more dumb shit for the sake of consistency.

Can we end the hall of fame “debate” about DH yet

I WILL BUILD A WALL AND THE GOTHS WILL PAY FOR IT! -Emperor Trumpicus Maximus 416 C.E.

Carson Wentz will win Super Bowl MVP this year, fuck you.

Don’t even say it. There’s a whole lot of us in Philadelphia holding our collective breaths. Chip hurt us, bad. We like what we see but we’re still spitting between our fingers and throwing salt over our shoulders. Don’t jinx it.

I was 100% with you til your last line.

Well, it still remains to be seen if Wentz will pan out. So far we’ve only seen him against Division 2 competition, in both college and the pros.

If we were talking about almost any other team, signing a 26 year old QB and gaining all of those draft picks would be a no-brainer.

But since this is the Browns, it was a…

No offense, Samer, but yours is not the voice we want to hear on this topic.

“Jerick McKinnon and Matt Asiata”

Christ, I hope someone is pruning all of the trees at the Peterson estate. Dude’s gonna be angry.

Fuck your fantasy team!

Timetable uncertain?!?! As a person who has him on my fantasy team, I demand to know specifics.

I’m enjoying the one that says, “JUST ONE BEFORE WE DIE!!” Honest.

Looking forward to seeing him when he signs with the Chicago Fire.

More like “First in White Flight” imo

I’m sure ownership and the front office will make the right decisions to turn this thing around.