Supreme Court Justice Kid Rock

This has nothing to do with Millennials.

Putin

This is permanently ready to be pasted into any conversation I have about how people could vote for this man.

Nobody cares about how many times you’ve struck out with the ladies .

Whatever you say, Buzz White Fear.

If that is all it takes to piss you off, you have bigger problems than being booed.

Goaty McBaa!face (TM), coming soon to a Chicago location near you.

Cleveland will either beat San Diego or Buffalo. There’s no way the Lions are winning a playoff game this year.

Noodle bat. I found that funnier than it probably is...

I just won’t ever understand Australian Rules Football.

Maybe he meant competing FOR Europe? I dunno. Liverpool fan here who was also confused.

Lester Holt.

Randy Johnson.

“Extrapolating the arc of the marathon world record, that won’t happen for another 50 years or so.”

We are always less than 2 hours away from a sub 2 hour marathon.

Also, I know why they do it, that was never unclear to me.

A 190 lb cornerback hitting Gronk in his center of gravity will not do nothing. It will physically slow him down. That being said, Burfict is not a 190 lb cornerback. It obviously depends on the relative speeds of each player. I feel like they should illegalize going for the knees or legs too, honestly. I tore my acl…

Am I crazy for feeling like no one ever asks this obvious fucking question? Like, as an engineer, it seems obvious to me that you want to exert most your force through their center of gravity, as opposed to a glancing blow on a foot, knee, shoulder or head? I mean sure, you could end their career with the right kind…

“Sausages At the Gates”