This is bad, and you should feel bad. I’m not against putting Edgar Martinez in the Hall, of course, but I can’t support keeping David Ortiz out BECAUSE Edgar Martinez isn’t in the Hall, yet...

So then why aren’t they listed in the tweet about his pitches per inning? Does the author mean the 8th inning?

Pitches by inning for Porcello tonight:
1: 8

Now THAT’s NO FILTER.

Yeah TERPS!

Gridbox2000 would obviously just blast EDM to make the whole team want to run through a goddamn brick wall.

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Meanwhile I’m STILL waiting for everyone to just yell BAZINGA! and admit yeah, haha, nobody actually likes this movie. I watched it twice and can’t explain it.

Photo Credit: W. Mitty? Is this just a coincidence or a sublte joke?

Yogi I respect too much to mock. I’m surprised that is what you noticed as far as omissions or (purposeful) mistakes...

The ole’ Maryland Glass Blizzard, Mother’s Day ‘94.

Counterpoint: Let’s remember some dead Yankees:

I was sure it was T. Dick, man!

I just remembered the Reagan years.

Haha, nope. Pop-Pop never went to school. Back then you were born smart. Not like these whippersnappers and their fancy school learnin’.

Did I say how far or what the topography consisted of on my walk?

I get the backlash to your comment, but I actually broke my wrist on Mother’s Day 1994 when I was 6 years old, and walked my ass all the way back from the apple orchard I fell out of a tree in, to my grandparent’s house, only to be told “Your arm’s fine, go play!” by my grandfather. I had to fake cry to my grandmother…

2 years probation for high sticking.

Q: How many US Swimmers does it take to fuck up one night of drinking in a town where you are basically celebrities so bad it turns into an international incident?

Dressage: There’s no way I’d be able to dance on all fours with Countess Becky from UpperDerbyShireWich whacking me with a switch. I’d turn on her and be put down before the NBC tape delay cut to another Mary Cirillo badmitten rant.